PS2 World !!

Ever feel like killing somebody when u're driving in the city?

Like when waiting for some asshole whom are too damn short for cars like Camry, Accord, Harrier etc. to move into a parking bay. They can't even look past the bloody steering wheel...tiu somemore drive so big car.
Or, on ur journey to office, some fucked-up people that doesn't have to work and doesn't give a damn about the unwritten rule, drive on the left lane if u r slow, is on the road having a Sunday drive to Tmn Tasik Perdana.
And my personal favourite, the white-top-black-bottom scarecrow. Instead of easing up the traffic, it will definately become worse.

Honestly, i hope there should be a rule saying that to take a driver license, u have to meet the minimum height. U have a minimum age, so nothing's wrong with a minimum height. Seriously, they can post some danger to themselves and also the other drivers on the road. U need to encounter one to understand what i meant.
For those short people, try driving a Kancil, it's safer for us out there. If u really want to drive a BIG car, i suggest u go home and try Gran Turismo 4 - The Real Driving Simulator. All the car u ever wanted to drive is there, u name it, u got it. U can even drive a Hummer at 10mph !!

For me and people who thinks like me, here's my advice. Try out Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I just drag those tortoises out from their car and drive away (with their car!). And whenever i see a scarecrow on a bike (their uniform is in blue), i will run them down, and if i have a shotgun, even better, i blow their heads off !
There's nothing to worry, i won't "die" in the game, just need to pay medical bills for hospital stay and all weapons being consficated. And I can do all that over and over again...

Imagine if i dun have a PS2...

Beginning of a Mistake...

You see, when I was small (the correct word to use should be - little, instead of small, I think), I always wanted to be an author... I even enrolled into this stupid, money-cheating, long-distance, money-back-guarantee, sure-success, English writing course from this place called "The Writing School". Bloody long story, anyway, cut the story short, didn't get my money back, and ended up still with my not-so-bombastic English (you would've notice by now).
For those that doesn't notice any grammatical error and doesn't mind the directness of my language, you can probably read on, or MOST IMPORTANTLY, bookmark it for future postings.

Ok. Now some ground rules for my blog.

1. This is a place I let go of my steam, my frustration from dealing with extremely stupid people. So I will use whatever language deemed fit for description of individual, as adjectives, to add spice to the story and as long as I like it.

2. It's not a "on-line 1119 forum".

3. It's just another blog like any other site that your friend owned. If you like it, I'm glad not doing too bad with my mistake. If you don't, thanks for visiting.

4. Don't post bad comment about me, my blog and everything else. I know who you are.


Before I end, I would like to tell you how the hell did I come up with an URL like that - kelikofo - it's the first 2 letters of my name. I think it sounded stupid, and someone actually said it sounds cute. I don't think I can change it anymore.